Kentix "Big Bones" Johnson was the first of the Johnsons to take to the seas and pillage his way through every ship, village and confused octopus that he encountered. Generally thought of to be a very large man, Kentix's motto was that he was just big boned, hence his nickname. Of course Big Bones is what his enemies would scream as he and his crew stole their treasure and killed them quite dead. Big Bones retired from pirating after an irate shark bit off most of his left elbow.

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